It's nice to live in a country that has its priorities straight: the library's open three hours a week, and the House of Fist is 24/7.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man will probably end up dating the best looking blind chick.

Like many indelible family memories, carving a pumpkin begins with someone grabbing a really sharp knife.

Centuries ago, human beings created marriage. Later, they looked to the sky and dreamt of traveling to the moon. Coincidence?

I'm no longer afraid of not making enough mistakes.

Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake.

I grew up in a town called Hopedale, Massachusetts. I was born there in 1964, and the only thing I hate outside of myself is everything else.