Take away the robots and the special effects, and Star Wars is just the simple story of a group of friends planning a terrorist attack.

I don't want to appear to be placing blame, but as far my life is concerned, everything is pretty much my dad's ball's fault.

One great way to mess with devout Christians and atheists would be if Jesus came back and said, By the way, you know I'm fake, right?

Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place?

The expression working like a dog dates back to a time in America when men would rise early, then lie around all day and lick their balls.

I was watching Batman, the TV show, on TV Land, on the cable. And Robin said to Batman, Golly, Batman! Why is the Joker so evil!? And Batman said, Careful, Robin. The criminal mind sees the world through a prism the solid citizen dare not peer through. Batman has a more nuanced worldview than the president.

There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare.