Take away the robots and the special effects, and Star Wars is just the simple story of a group of friends planning a terrorist attack.

There's a big difference between poll workers and pole workers. Sadly.

To me 30 isn't old. But it's definitely the beginning of no longer young. Because you notice little subtle things happen to you. You'll be in your car driving around listening to the radio and hear stuff like, That's was an oldie from The Clash.

What if you died, and you found out that when you died, we all went to the same place. No Heaven, no Hell, doesn't matter what you did in life - you all go to the same place, regardless. I know a lot of nice people who will be really pissed off. You'll see Gandhi arguing with the doorman.

The hole on the face of an acoustic guitar is called the sound hole. The one of the face of its player is called the sincerity hole.

Since the dawn of time, primitive humans thought, loved and had poetry. They also pooped on everything. It was horrible.

Egg nog. Because nothing satisfies like a cold glass of eggs.