Take away the robots and the special effects, and Star Wars is just the simple story of a group of friends planning a terrorist attack.

Where is the good will in the thought, I was going to throw this in the garbage, do you want to wear it?

Corn is the only food you hold like corn.

I feel very uncomfortable when I eat in restaurants. I'm obnoxiously polite with the waiters: 'I just want a tuna sandwich. I'll go get it. You sit here - I'll get it, I'll make it.

My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.

To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down.

Gorillas would be less scary with bunny ears. Actually, what isn't less scary with bunny ears? Osama Bin Laden with bunny ears. Ha! So cute.