Common sense dictates the term hot fudge sundae has a totally different meaning in prison.

As anyone who's ever adopted a dog will tell you, there's always the fear that one day the birth parents will come scratching at the door.

If life begins at conception, but you can be born again later, only to live on eternally after death, what's the big deal about anything?

Now that the Sanctity and Holiness of heterosexual marriage has been destroyed, are they going to cancel The Bachelor?

Centuries ago, human beings created marriage. Later, they looked to the sky and dreamt of traveling to the moon. Coincidence?

Usually the people that peak in high school are tragic, tragic adults. Most of them end up working for the water department in their hometown and driving around said high school as the decades slip past.

Homo sapiens are the only mammals who intentionally hold Beard Of Bees competitions.