Why do some bald guys grow ponytails? It it the same reason people too old to run always wear track shoes and sweat pants?
Dana GouldIf you gave a bag of potato chips to the guy who invented Pringles, he'd look at you like you were trying to hand him an abortion.
Dana GouldIf studies on lab rats are any indication, human beings have a deep-seated fear of a big, scary cat being let into their cage.
Dana Gould