Common sense dictates the term hot fudge sundae has a totally different meaning in prison.

Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place?

Christ was born in a manger, laying down amongst donkeys ang goats. He was given gifts of incense and perfume. No kidding.

I was watching Batman, the TV show, on TV Land, on the cable. And Robin said to Batman, Golly, Batman! Why is the Joker so evil!? And Batman said, Careful, Robin. The criminal mind sees the world through a prism the solid citizen dare not peer through. Batman has a more nuanced worldview than the president.

One great way to mess with devout Christians and atheists would be if Jesus came back and said, By the way, you know I'm fake, right?

How do I ask my shrink to stop responding to everything I say with, Too much information! and then giggling behind a pillow?

Please don't let all the freak storms and climate change lead you to believe in freak storms and climate change.