If life begins at conception, but you can be born again later, only to live on eternally after death, what's the big deal about anything?
Dana GouldLike many indelible family memories, carving a pumpkin begins with someone grabbing a really sharp knife.
Dana GouldWhoever coined the phrase, killing two birds with one stone, not only hated birds but also thought we needed to conserve stones.
Dana GouldWomen do it all the time to look younger and it would make perfect sense if one of them ever came out looking younger - but they don't. They just look the same; they all get plastic surgery face. No matter who they look like going in, they all come out looking like the girl from the band on 'The Muppet Show.
Dana Gould