The average permanent lasts about four months.

If you gave a bag of potato chips to the guy who invented Pringles, he'd look at you like you were trying to hand him an abortion.

If The Beatles represent the most successful version you can be of a thing, then by that definition The Rolling Stones are The Beatles of music, not counting The Beatles. John Lennon is The Beatles of The Beatles.

We broke up, and my first reaction was 'Fine - I've been through this too many times. I can't change your mind. I can't live your life for you. You're gone in your direction. I'm going to pick up; I'm going to go in my direction. I'm not going to live in the past. I'm not going to embrace the pain. You go, I'll go, and that will be it.' And I felt that way for an hour and 10 minutes.

A lot of people have a particular song that, no matter their mood, turns them on. With me, it's Eleanor Rigby.

I used to fear living a life untouched by God, but now, for some reason I've gone back to being afraid of cement mixers.

How come, when people wear half shirts, it's always the top half?