The average permanent lasts about four months.

I'm of the generation of kids where the G.I. Joe's developed Kung Fu Grip right around the same time I did.

I don't like to generalize, but if you see a guy with his shirt tucked into his shorts, he's probably killed three or four children.

Dogs: the best friend you will ever have that pees on your couch and stays your friend.

Strap On spelled backwards is No Parts. Just sayin'.

I want to leave the world as I entered it: naked and crying in a room full of strangers.

You will never experience less reality than when you are watching a reality show. You're watching people who aren't actors, put into situations created by people who aren't writers and they're second guessing how they think you would like to see them behave if this were a real situation, which it's not. And you are passively observing this; watching an amateur production of nothing. It's like a photo of a drawing of a hologram.