One of the coolest things about the word boobs is, when you look at it, it has boobs.

Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place?

We come into this world naked, covered in our own blood, screaming in terror - and it doesn't have to stop there if you know how to live right

There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich.

Somewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else.

You rarely get a convincing lecture on playing to your strength from a bald guy with a ponytail.

A giant python was discovered in Florida. Spooky news for a state that derives half it's income from a giant mouse.