One of the coolest things about the word boobs is, when you look at it, it has boobs.

The simple act of smiling at people makes the world a better place. Unless it's the day you decide to walk around with your dong out.

They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward.

If you want to see what I'll look like as an old guy, check out any recent photo of me.

Do transvestites have to dress up for Halloween or do they pretty much qualify from the get-go?

If I had a dreamcatcher when I was thirteen, it would have spent many long days in the dryer.

There's nothing like a string of Xmas lights inside the house to make the whole family feel like they live in a vintage clothing store.