One of the coolest things about the word boobs is, when you look at it, it has boobs.

Every Thanksgiving we feed the homeless so they may join us as we celebrate other people finding a home.

It's gonna be awesome! A suspected pedophile dunks my kids head in a bucket so when she dies she can live in an invisible castle. Set the alarm!

Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper.

One day they will invent a time machine and, like the internet, it will be used primarily for boning.

Cotton candy. Like eating a cloud of diabetes.

Please don't let all the freak storms and climate change lead you to believe in freak storms and climate change.