Cotton candy. Like eating a cloud of diabetes.

Just because one pedophile is a football coach, please don't turn against all pedophiles.

There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums.

How come, when people wear half shirts, it's always the top half?

I'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter.

Take away the robots and the special effects, and Star Wars is just the simple story of a group of friends planning a terrorist attack.

I try to look on the bright side, but it really hurts my eyes.