Having sex with a dead grammar teacher is a violation of past tense usage.
The simple act of smiling at people makes the world a better place. Unless it's the day you decide to walk around with your dong out.
Where is the good will in the thought, I was going to throw this in the garbage, do you want to wear it?
I'm the Forrest Gump of comedy.
Very few positive experiences begin with being told to count back slowly from ten.
Always think twice before asking anything of anyone that ends in the words, on your face.