Cotton candy. Like eating a cloud of diabetes.

Let's all start wearing bolo ties, and when they become hip again, we'll all say we were kidding.

I'm of the generation of kids where the G.I. Joe's developed Kung Fu Grip right around the same time I did.

Anything is possible if you believe in yourself, said the guidance counsellor, stifling a laugh.

Many stroke survivors look back on their attack as a stroke of luck. Of course, by luck they mean horrible paralysis.

Our dog just wanders around the house with a concerned look on his face. Dogs are just people who can't find their phone.

Being funny is not the same as being happy.