Cotton candy. Like eating a cloud of diabetes.

If you read angry political blogs, substitute Obama with my daddy and you'll usually learn a lot about the author.

Scatterbrain is one of those harmless little words you use a million times... Then it turns up in a crime scene description.

If you gave a bag of potato chips to the guy who invented Pringles, he'd look at you like you were trying to hand him an abortion.

The hole on the face of an acoustic guitar is called the sound hole. The one of the face of its player is called the sincerity hole.

Because of Bluetooth headsets, it's getting more and more difficult to tell who's schizophrenic and who's on a conference call.

Do people in the Ku Klux Klan who die and come back as ghosts have to wear two sheets when attending the rally?