Our grocery store now has self-checkout, for your convenience. It's like getting punched in the throat, for your comfort.
Dana GouldThey say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward.
Dana GouldI'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter.
Dana GouldThere must be a way to get more of these in me faster, thought the inventor of pea soup as he sat eating peas.
Dana GouldWhat if you died, and you found out that when you died, we all went to the same place. No Heaven, no Hell, doesn't matter what you did in life - you all go to the same place, regardless. I know a lot of nice people who will be really pissed off. You'll see Gandhi arguing with the doorman.
Dana Gould