There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich.
Have you noticed since Global Warming took hold that all the snowmen look kind of angry?
In an effort to look cool, I am going to stop shouting Hey, you! at airplanes.
If my dog wants to know why I didn't feed him this morning, he may want to rethink walking out of the room when I'm telling him a joke.
I feel sorry for high school teams still named the Cougars. Now what does the coach say? Get out there and play like horny old ladies!
To me 30 isn't old. But it's definitely the beginning of no longer young. Because you notice little subtle things happen to you. You'll be in your car driving around listening to the radio and hear stuff like, That's was an oldie from The Clash.