If you read angry political blogs, substitute Obama with my daddy and you'll usually learn a lot about the author.

The average permanent lasts about four months.

The weird thing about old Playboys is knowing that the naked woman is now an old lady. I said weird. I didn't say bad.

My life is just like Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher I'm just a guy and instead of making meth I don't do much.

We come into this world naked, covered in our own blood, screaming in terror - and it doesn't have to stop there if you know how to live right

Maybe the next three Star Wars movies will tell the story of how the last three Star Wars movies got so shitty.

As hard as I try to live with some degree of faith in my life, I just can't believe that the full moon can turn dude into a wolf.