I try to look on the bright side, but it really hurts my eyes.

Is it still okay to make fun of schizophrenics? There's a little voice in my head that says no.

You will never experience less reality than when you are watching a reality show. You're watching people who aren't actors, put into situations created by people who aren't writers and they're second guessing how they think you would like to see them behave if this were a real situation, which it's not. And you are passively observing this; watching an amateur production of nothing. It's like a photo of a drawing of a hologram.

Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants.

We come into this world naked, covered in our own blood, screaming in terror - and it doesn't have to stop there if you know how to live right

What if you died, and you found out that when you died, we all went to the same place. No Heaven, no Hell, doesn't matter what you did in life - you all go to the same place, regardless. I know a lot of nice people who will be really pissed off. You'll see Gandhi arguing with the doorman.

Life imitates art but art intimidates life.