That which does not kill you usually circles around and tries again.
The best part of living in constant terror is you always have a place to live.
I love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship.
Let's all start wearing bolo ties, and when they become hip again, we'll all say we were kidding.
There's a big difference between poll workers and pole workers. Sadly.
There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich.