Egg nog. Because nothing satisfies like a cold glass of eggs.
That which does not kill you isn't finished.
I'm a workaholic, only instead of working I like to drink liquor.
Just saw a woman with a big tattoo of Jesus on her back. I guess it's an ixnay on the oggy style-day.
Had an audition for a pilot today, but realized I could save gas and help the environment by pissing up a rope here at home!
As Global Warming raises temparatures, it takes longer to cool pies on window sills, and I wonder if this whole thing was caused by hobos.