Why do old people drive with their mouths open?
The older I get, the more I look like my favorite shoes.
Every time I fold the baby's clothes I feel like a giant that got a housekeeping job with a nice family.
Maybe the next three Star Wars movies will tell the story of how the last three Star Wars movies got so shitty.
That which does not kill you isn't finished.
I don't mind being alone when I'm surrounded by people, I just hate being alone when I'm alone.