Showing joy by jumping up and down and clapping goes away at some point between pre-school and being old enough to go to orgies.
When you break life down, it's about 100% time management.
How come, when people wear half shirts, it's always the top half?
The Elephant Man claimed his head was big because, it's so full of dreams. Actually, it's because his skull was shaped like a turkey.
If I masturbate while Googling myself, which part is more redundant?
What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? Give me your cell number.