If pop music reflects the culture, this will surely go down as the era in which people rose up and realized it was fun to dance at parties.

The best part of chronic head lice is it takes away your fear of dying alone.

There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich.

Have you noticed since Global Warming took hold that all the snowmen look kind of angry?

The best part of living in constant terror is you always have a place to live.

I got mugged about six months ago. The oddest thing about the entire situation, though, was that I wasn't afraid, which is strange because basically I experience my life through two primary emotions: fear and suppressed fear.

Having kids means there's always someone around to blame your fart on.