If pop music reflects the culture, this will surely go down as the era in which people rose up and realized it was fun to dance at parties.

I don't want to appear to be placing blame, but as far my life is concerned, everything is pretty much my dad's ball's fault.

Just saw a woman with a big tattoo of Jesus on her back. I guess it's an ixnay on the oggy style-day.

If there's one thing worse than being really angry for no reason, it's suddenly remembering the reason.

If you don't believe in the living dead, how do your explain the Golf Channel?

One day they will invent a time machine and, like the internet, it will be used primarily for boning.

They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward.