In a world of war, pain and suffering, all I want for Christmas is an underwater watch and a silver clutch rod for my dirt bike.
Dana GouldThe Elephant Man claimed his head was big because, it's so full of dreams. Actually, it's because his skull was shaped like a turkey.
Dana GouldA giant python was discovered in Florida. Spooky news for a state that derives half it's income from a giant mouse.
Dana Gould