It's nice to live in a country that has its priorities straight: the library's open three hours a week, and the House of Fist is 24/7.
Know someone you hate? Give their kid a kazoo!
Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place?
Being funny is not the same as being happy.
There's a big difference between poll workers and pole workers. Sadly.
There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums.