Is it still okay to make fun of schizophrenics? There's a little voice in my head that says no.

If pop music reflects the culture, this will surely go down as the era in which people rose up and realized it was fun to dance at parties.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man will probably end up dating the best looking blind chick.

Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper.

The Republican Party is the party of Eddie Haskell and the principal from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

The magazine at the health food store said, Stop Aging! Isn't that what death is for? Trust me, we're all gonna stop aging.

Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time there's a noise.