Is it still okay to make fun of schizophrenics? There's a little voice in my head that says no.

They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward.

Here's something you never hear: Now that I've worked through all my emotional issues, I'm free to dedicate my life to ventriloquism!

I like to think of Doritos as emotional packing material to safeguard the feelings I've swallowed.

My whole approach to marriage is simple: my wife will do something that drives me insane, I won't say anything, and then, later, I'll die of cancer.

Despite a primitive brain, the octopus possesses an intricate system that helps it decide which tentacle to masturbate with.

Every Thanksgiving we feed the homeless so they may join us as we celebrate other people finding a home.