Is it still okay to make fun of schizophrenics? There's a little voice in my head that says no.

A giant python was discovered in Florida. Spooky news for a state that derives half it's income from a giant mouse.

Cotton candy. Like eating a cloud of diabetes.

My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.

If I had a dreamcatcher when I was thirteen, it would have spent many long days in the dryer.

You rarely get a convincing lecture on playing to your strength from a bald guy with a ponytail.

I'm only afraid of dying if I'm to be held accountable for what I did while living. If there's no God or reckoning, I'm like, whew!