Although I love the taste of Nutrageous bars, I am nutraged at their new, high price.
There's a big difference between poll workers and pole workers. Sadly.
I like my coffee the way I like my women: after waiting impatiently in a long line.
No one has ever thought this: Now that I'm out of therapy and have fixed my mental problems, I think I want to be a ventriloquist.
I'm of the generation of kids where the G.I. Joe's developed Kung Fu Grip right around the same time I did.
They say that cats are the only animal that can sit in your lap and ignore you. To which I say: you've never been to the Spearmint Rhino.