Many stroke survivors look back on their attack as a stroke of luck. Of course, by luck they mean horrible paralysis.
There's a big difference between poll workers and pole workers. Sadly.
When I found out that coffins are padded, I stopped fearing death.
One day they will invent a time machine and, like the internet, it will be used primarily for boning.
There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare.
A good competition for comedians would be where a comedian has a conversation and is then quizzed on what the other person says.