Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog.
Dana GouldCatholic Church reasserts its moral authority on contraception: If God believed in birth control, altar boys would have a uterus.
Dana GouldBecause of Bluetooth headsets, it's getting more and more difficult to tell who's schizophrenic and who's on a conference call.
Dana GouldChocolate covered peanuts, chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered pretzels... Chocolate. So afraid to be alone.
Dana Gould