I take the Bible literally, but not seriously.
The best part of living in constant terror is you always have a place to live.
As I die, and my life flashes before my eyes, I want to see who made faces at me when I turned my head. That's all I want to see.
The Cadillac Escalade is the perfect vehicle for a pimp with a growing family.
If you want to see what I'll look like as an old guy, check out any recent photo of me.
Usually the people that peak in high school are tragic, tragic adults. Most of them end up working for the water department in their hometown and driving around said high school as the decades slip past.