That which does not kill you isn't finished.
Have you noticed since Global Warming took hold that all the snowmen look kind of angry?
I try to look on the bright side, but it really hurts my eyes.
If Abe Lincoln took part in the Republican debates, he would look out of place with his intelligence, compassion and gaping head wound.
I don't want to say my mom is late on trends, but this morning she said, Have a shagadelic day, sweetheart.
Scatterbrain is one of those harmless little words you use a million times... Then it turns up in a crime scene description.