No one has ever thought this: Now that I'm out of therapy and have fixed my mental problems, I think I want to be a ventriloquist.
Dana GouldIf there's one thing worse than being really angry for no reason, it's suddenly remembering the reason.
Dana GouldMaybe the next three Star Wars movies will tell the story of how the last three Star Wars movies got so shitty.
Dana GouldIt's gonna be awesome! A suspected pedophile dunks my kids head in a bucket so when she dies she can live in an invisible castle. Set the alarm!
Dana Gould