What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? Give me your cell number.

One of the coolest things about the word boobs is, when you look at it, it has boobs.

Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time there's a noise.

To me 30 isn't old. But it's definitely the beginning of no longer young. Because you notice little subtle things happen to you. You'll be in your car driving around listening to the radio and hear stuff like, That's was an oldie from The Clash.

I got mugged about six months ago. The oddest thing about the entire situation, though, was that I wasn't afraid, which is strange because basically I experience my life through two primary emotions: fear and suppressed fear.

If pop music reflects the culture, this will surely go down as the era in which people rose up and realized it was fun to dance at parties.

The more women walk around in sweat pants, the harder it is to tell who's out jogging and who's running away from a mugger.