Want to be happy? Don't live competitively. Be content who you are. Live at peace with yourself and the losers below you.
Dana GouldI'm so weird with women. I couldn't go up to a gorgeous woman and tell her the building's on fire. 'Don't take this the wrong way, uh. I don't mean to be weird and I'm not trying to be creepy, but the building's on fire.
Dana GouldThe circus goes from town to town, so why run away to join it? It should be, I've decided to wait for the circus to come.
Dana Gould