When homeless people go camping, how do they know?
As anyone who's ever adopted a dog will tell you, there's always the fear that one day the birth parents will come scratching at the door.
Know someone you hate? Give their kid a kazoo!
When God closes a door, he opens a window. Sounds to me like he's on the toilet.
I try to live in the moment, but by the time I get there it's too late.
Dogs: the best friend you will ever have that pees on your couch and stays your friend.