The man who invented instant pudding was moved to action by an inability to wait for pudding.
That which does not kill you usually circles around and tries again.
Life imitates art but art intimidates life.
My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere.
As Global Warming raises temparatures, it takes longer to cool pies on window sills, and I wonder if this whole thing was caused by hobos.
Catholic Church reasserts its moral authority on contraception: If God believed in birth control, altar boys would have a uterus.