Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants.
Dana GouldI went to high school with some wonderful people, but my entire high school experience was just waiting to leave.
Dana GouldI live in Los Angeles. It's a very liberal city, but it's so hypocritical in what it's liberal about. You can be driving down Hollywood Boulevard, see a guy in lipstick and high heels wearing a fur coat masturbating into a mailbox. People giving him a hard time as they drive by: Hey, is that real fur? Of course not! That's sick!
Dana GouldThe man who invented instant pudding was moved to action by an inability to wait for pudding.
Dana Gould