Earthquakes would be great if they could hit specific areas, like the parent lounge at a children's beauty pageant.

Every day is a gift. That said, I've gotten some pretty shitty gifts over the years.

A lot of people think my sarcasm comes from insecurity and defensiveness, but I assure you I'm just being petty and cruel.

I just staunchly bought one frame during a two-for-one frame sale and barely left the store alive.

As hard as I try to live with some degree of faith in my life, I just can't believe that the full moon can turn dude into a wolf.

The gun legislation was doomed the minute it became associated with the words common sense.

A giant python was discovered in Florida. Spooky news for a state that derives half it's income from a giant mouse.