Unshaven dudes in hoodies and ski caps look so hip and cool, until they too close to a grocery cart full of dented cans.
Dana GouldI used to pessimistically think I was going to die alone, but now I optimistically know I'm going to die hoping to meet someone.
Dana GouldWhat men say: I'm sorry, honey. I was wrong. What men think: I'd love a Chipwich. I should go get one.
Dana Gould