There must be a way to get more of these in me faster, thought the inventor of pea soup as he sat eating peas.
Dana GouldMy first open mic was fantastic. I crushed. And my second mic was as bad as my first one was good.
Dana GouldIf I had a Volkswagon Beetle. I'd paint the front to resemble Glenn Langdon in War Of The Colossal Beast. Why? Two words: The Ladies.
Dana GouldIf there's one thing worse than being really angry for no reason, it's suddenly remembering the reason.
Dana Gould