I went to high school with some wonderful people, but my entire high school experience was just waiting to leave.
Dogs: the best friend you will ever have that pees on your couch and stays your friend.
Can you have a seance to summon the ghost of a dead zombie?
Although I love the taste of Nutrageous bars, I am nutraged at their new, high price.
Have you ever had a gay friend lose weight and you can't decide if it's good news or not? Hey you look... great?
My first open mic was fantastic. I crushed. And my second mic was as bad as my first one was good.