Homo sapiens are the only mammals who intentionally hold Beard Of Bees competitions.
That which does not kill you isn't finished.
The Cadillac Escalade is the perfect vehicle for a pimp with a growing family.
If God is all powerful, and Jesus is the son of God, why did He make His birthday fall on Christmas?
When you break life down, it's about 100% time management.
Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake.