I would think, if you were horny enough, there'd come a time when it was hos before bros.

I don't mind being alone when I'm surrounded by people, I just hate being alone when I'm alone.

Know someone you hate? Give their kid a kazoo!

59% of all suicides are actually botched murder-suicides performed by dyslexics.

What's a farmer's market without some guy singing Here Comes The Sun in a way that makes you wish the sun would stop coming up.

There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich.

Just because one pedophile is a football coach, please don't turn against all pedophiles.