The more women walk around in sweat pants, the harder it is to tell who's out jogging and who's running away from a mugger.
Dana GouldIf pop music reflects the culture, this will surely go down as the era in which people rose up and realized it was fun to dance at parties.
Dana GouldMy whole approach to marriage is simple: my wife will do something that drives me insane, I won't say anything, and then, later, I'll die of cancer.
Dana GouldCenturies ago, human beings created marriage. Later, they looked to the sky and dreamt of traveling to the moon. Coincidence?
Dana Gould