Can you have a seance to summon the ghost of a dead zombie?

When you break life down, it's about 100% time management.

Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog.

Anything is possible if you believe in yourself, said the guidance counsellor, stifling a laugh.

Even if I say, Everyone in the village died of diarrhea, I still laugh a little after diarrhea.

They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward.

Christ was born in a manger, laying down amongst donkeys ang goats. He was given gifts of incense and perfume. No kidding.