Can you have a seance to summon the ghost of a dead zombie?

Does anyone remember how we used to get cash before ATM's? Did we have to go inside the bank? Then what? We lived like apes!

Every Thanksgiving we feed the homeless so they may join us as we celebrate other people finding a home.

The Republican Party is the party of Eddie Haskell and the principal from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Even if I say, Everyone in the village died of diarrhea, I still laugh a little after diarrhea.

Approached literally, there's but a hair's difference between You'd better not pout, you'd better not cry, and Don't scream.

Life is like jury duty. Just do it and get it over with.