If I masturbate while Googling myself, which part is more redundant?
The average permanent lasts about four months.
The Cadillac Escalade is the perfect vehicle for a pimp with a growing family.
Our dog just wanders around the house with a concerned look on his face. Dogs are just people who can't find their phone.
It's nice to live in a country that has its priorities straight: the library's open three hours a week, and the House of Fist is 24/7.
Is it still okay to make fun of schizophrenics? There's a little voice in my head that says no.