Although I love the taste of Nutrageous bars, I am nutraged at their new, high price.

If studies on lab rats are any indication, human beings have a deep-seated fear of a big, scary cat being let into their cage.

Do you know what Irish Alzheimer's is? It's when you forget everything but your grudges.

Twitter is not a good place for people who feel they're being followed.

They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward.

I once felt bad because I had no shoes, and then I met a man who had no feet. He was wearing an ankle bracelet that kept falling off.

As anyone who's ever adopted a dog will tell you, there's always the fear that one day the birth parents will come scratching at the door.