Although I love the taste of Nutrageous bars, I am nutraged at their new, high price.

I can't wait for the day I learn to live in the now!

My father hauled boxes so I could get an education and earn enough money to pay someone to make me lift weights.

I don't want to appear to be placing blame, but as far my life is concerned, everything is pretty much my dad's ball's fault.

I love it when dogs yawn. Especially when it's in the middle of another dog's speech.

We would have never gotten mace had someone not thought, There must be a good way to burn someone's eyes.

Whoever thought to name a candy bar Butterfinger has either never seen Last Tango In Paris or seen it far too many times.