The Cadillac Escalade is the perfect vehicle for a pimp with a growing family.
They say that cats are the only animal that can sit in your lap and ignore you. To which I say: you've never been to the Spearmint Rhino.
Strap On spelled backwards is No Parts. Just sayin'.
I'm no longer afraid of not making enough mistakes.
My dog keeps looking at me as if he knows my secret, as if he and he alone can see my soul. That or he wants this pork chop.
It's been years since any hillbilly has reported getting sodomized by an alien. Did they break up and not tell us?