If life begins at conception, but you can be born again later, only to live on eternally after death, what's the big deal about anything?

Where is the good will in the thought, I was going to throw this in the garbage, do you want to wear it?

The expression working like a dog dates back to a time in America when men would rise early, then lie around all day and lick their balls.

The only thing that will stop a bad guy with a pressure cooker bomb is a good guy with a slightly larger pressure cooker bomb.

Being funny is not the same as being happy.

I live in Los Angeles. It's a very liberal city, but it's so hypocritical in what it's liberal about. You can be driving down Hollywood Boulevard, see a guy in lipstick and high heels wearing a fur coat masturbating into a mailbox. People giving him a hard time as they drive by: Hey, is that real fur? Of course not! That's sick!

Is it still okay to make fun of schizophrenics? There's a little voice in my head that says no.