If life begins at conception, but you can be born again later, only to live on eternally after death, what's the big deal about anything?

There must be a way to get more of these in me faster, thought the inventor of pea soup as he sat eating peas.

I don't mind being alone when I'm surrounded by people, I just hate being alone when I'm alone.

I would think, if you were horny enough, there'd come a time when it was hos before bros.

If I had a dreamcatcher when I was thirteen, it would have spent many long days in the dryer.

I just staunchly bought one frame during a two-for-one frame sale and barely left the store alive.

Usually the people that peak in high school are tragic, tragic adults. Most of them end up working for the water department in their hometown and driving around said high school as the decades slip past.