Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog.
Dana GouldLove is like pancreatitis; it starts off slow, then builds in intensity until you become consumed and develop violent cramps.
Dana GouldDespite a primitive brain, the octopus possesses an intricate system that helps it decide which tentacle to masturbate with.
Dana GouldA lot of people think my sarcasm comes from insecurity and defensiveness, but I assure you I'm just being petty and cruel.
Dana Gould