I love it when dogs yawn. Especially when it's in the middle of another dog's speech.

I'm only afraid of dying if I'm to be held accountable for what I did while living. If there's no God or reckoning, I'm like, whew!

I love it when dogs yawn. Especially when it's in the middle of another dog's speech.

I know that big, important things don't just come together overnight, but I've been me for a long time now and it's still not working.

What if you went to Hell, and it was exactly what you thought it would be: just a cave with fire? And the devil really was this idiot in a red leotard with a pitchfork?

Halloween Costume I Hate: kids dressed as their parent's poltical beliefs. Oooh! Aren't you a scary health care reform bill!

Approached literally, there's but a hair's difference between You'd better not pout, you'd better not cry, and Don't scream.