It's nice to live in a country that has its priorities straight: the library's open three hours a week, and the House of Fist is 24/7.
Dana GouldOne phrase you don't want kicking off your obituary is, Never, in the long history of bungee jumping.
Dana GouldWhy do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog.
Dana Gould