We all enter this world in the same way: naked, screaming, soaked in blood. But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there.
Dana GouldMaybe the next three Star Wars movies will tell the story of how the last three Star Wars movies got so shitty.
Dana GouldI used to fear living a life untouched by God, but now, for some reason I've gone back to being afraid of cement mixers.
Dana GouldFor men there are costumes like fireman, policeman and vampire. For women there are costumes like slutty fireman, slutty policeman and slutty vampire.
Dana Gould