I'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter.
When I was in high school, girls made fun of me for liking vampire movies. Now, I'd be their king. Time machine, where are you?
Very few positive experiences begin with being told to count back slowly from ten.
Although I love the taste of Nutrageous bars, I am nutraged at their new, high price.
I've never slept with a virgin, but I love breaking the seal on a new peanut butter.
Can you have a seance to summon the ghost of a dead zombie?