Having sex with a dead grammar teacher is a violation of past tense usage.

Can you have a seance to summon the ghost of a dead zombie?

My first open mic was fantastic. I crushed. And my second mic was as bad as my first one was good.

To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down.

If I had a dreamcatcher when I was thirteen, it would have spent many long days in the dryer.

For men there are costumes like fireman, policeman and vampire. For women there are costumes like slutty fireman, slutty policeman and slutty vampire.

When homeless people go camping, how do they know?