For men there are costumes like fireman, policeman and vampire. For women there are costumes like slutty fireman, slutty policeman and slutty vampire.

Take away the robots and the special effects, and Star Wars is just the simple story of a group of friends planning a terrorist attack.

If God had wanted women to have giant, fake boobs he'd be a lot like my brother.

Whoever coined the phrase, killing two birds with one stone, not only hated birds but also thought we needed to conserve stones.

I don't really like myself, but I'm way into me, physically.

You will never experience less reality than when you are watching a reality show. You're watching people who aren't actors, put into situations created by people who aren't writers and they're second guessing how they think you would like to see them behave if this were a real situation, which it's not. And you are passively observing this; watching an amateur production of nothing. It's like a photo of a drawing of a hologram.

I don't mind being alone when I'm surrounded by people, I just hate being alone when I'm alone.