That which does not kill you isn't finished.
Had an audition for a pilot today, but realized I could save gas and help the environment by pissing up a rope here at home!
Competition is the death of art.
Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper.
Can you have a seance to summon the ghost of a dead zombie?
Many stroke survivors look back on their attack as a stroke of luck. Of course, by luck they mean horrible paralysis.