Drum Competitions are called such because no one wants to win the big Beat Off.

There is no fast, easy shortcut for the word abbreviation.

When I found out that coffins are padded, I stopped fearing death.

I'm only afraid of dying if I'm to be held accountable for what I did while living. If there's no God or reckoning, I'm like, whew!

If there's one thing worse than being really angry for no reason, it's suddenly remembering the reason.

When I finally invent a time machine you will already know about it because I'll have told you a long time ago.

Christ was born in a manger, laying down amongst donkeys ang goats. He was given gifts of incense and perfume. No kidding.