Cotton candy. Like eating a cloud of diabetes.
59% of all suicides are actually botched murder-suicides performed by dyslexics.
Death's vigilance is eternal, so shall mine be.
My whole approach to marriage is simple: my wife will do something that drives me insane, I won't say anything, and then, later, I'll die of cancer.
You have an obligation to challenge your fans and your viewers.
Every time the circus comes to town, I can't help thinking, Somewhere out there, there's clown semen.