Do transvestites have to dress up for Halloween or do they pretty much qualify from the get-go?

Love is like pancreatitis; it starts off slow, then builds in intensity until you become consumed and develop violent cramps.

If you want to see what I'll look like as an old guy, check out any recent photo of me.

Is it still okay to make fun of schizophrenics? There's a little voice in my head that says no.

I'm no longer afraid of not making enough mistakes.

I went to high school with some wonderful people, but my entire high school experience was just waiting to leave.

I used to fear living a life untouched by God, but now, for some reason I've gone back to being afraid of cement mixers.