I'm only afraid of dying if I'm to be held accountable for what I did while living. If there's no God or reckoning, I'm like, whew!
Dana GouldOne great way to mess with devout Christians and atheists would be if Jesus came back and said, By the way, you know I'm fake, right?
Dana GouldI'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter.
Dana Gould