Do transvestites have to dress up for Halloween or do they pretty much qualify from the get-go?

If I had a dreamcatcher when I was thirteen, it would have spent many long days in the dryer.

How come, when people wear half shirts, it's always the top half?

A lot of people have a particular song that, no matter their mood, turns them on. With me, it's Eleanor Rigby.

I can't wait for the day I learn to live in the now!

Just because one pedophile is a football coach, please don't turn against all pedophiles.

I was born an emotional tampon in a cauldron of dysfunction.