There's nothing like a string of Xmas lights inside the house to make the whole family feel like they live in a vintage clothing store.

Classified ads of the Ku Klux Klan: Tired of all the games? Do you like racial purity, horses and dressing up like a ghost?

If you're selling something on Craiglist, it's never a good idea to end the description with, May have lice.

I just staunchly bought one frame during a two-for-one frame sale and barely left the store alive.

Halloween Costume I Hate: kids dressed as their parent's poltical beliefs. Oooh! Aren't you a scary health care reform bill!

A big blizzard proves there's no global warming in the same way being out of milk proves there's no such thing as cows.

I don't want to appear to be placing blame, but as far my life is concerned, everything is pretty much my dad's ball's fault.