Since the dawn of time, primitive humans thought, loved and had poetry. They also pooped on everything. It was horrible.
Dana GouldIt might not be rational, but I am terrified of getting stuck in an elevator with a bear.
Dana GouldI think I had an argument with a hypnotist this morning. It makes perfect sense as I have no memory of it.
Dana GouldOur dog just wanders around the house with a concerned look on his face. Dogs are just people who can't find their phone.
Dana Gould