If I had a Volkswagon Beetle. I'd paint the front to resemble Glenn Langdon in War Of The Colossal Beast. Why? Two words: The Ladies.
I'm no longer afraid of not making enough mistakes.
It's nice to live in a country that has its priorities straight: the library's open three hours a week, and the House of Fist is 24/7.
If you don't believe in the living dead, how do your explain the Golf Channel?
The older I get, the more I look like my favorite shoes.
Gorillas would be less scary with bunny ears. Actually, what isn't less scary with bunny ears? Osama Bin Laden with bunny ears. Ha! So cute.