Showing joy by jumping up and down and clapping goes away at some point between pre-school and being old enough to go to orgies.
Life is like jury duty. Just do it and get it over with.
Know someone you hate? Give their kid a kazoo!
That which does not kill you isn't finished.
If I had a dreamcatcher when I was thirteen, it would have spent many long days in the dryer.
The hole on the face of an acoustic guitar is called the sound hole. The one of the face of its player is called the sincerity hole.