If pop music reflects the culture, this will surely go down as the era in which people rose up and realized it was fun to dance at parties.
I try to live in the moment, but by the time I get there it's too late.
Strap On spelled backwards is No Parts. Just sayin'.
Having kids means there's always someone around to blame your fart on.
One phrase you don't want kicking off your obituary is, Never, in the long history of bungee jumping.
I've grown tired of resting on my laurels and have decided to start resting on my failures.