The man who invented instant pudding was moved to action by an inability to wait for pudding.

The hole on the face of an acoustic guitar is called the sound hole. The one of the face of its player is called the sincerity hole.

Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants.

Usually the people that peak in high school are tragic, tragic adults. Most of them end up working for the water department in their hometown and driving around said high school as the decades slip past.

Is there an award for the best trophy? I bet they hand out a plaque.

Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place?

For men there are costumes like fireman, policeman and vampire. For women there are costumes like slutty fireman, slutty policeman and slutty vampire.