The simple act of smiling at people makes the world a better place. Unless it's the day you decide to walk around with your dong out.
Dana GouldAnything is possible if you believe in yourself, said the guidance counsellor, stifling a laugh.
Dana GouldHad an audition for a pilot today, but realized I could save gas and help the environment by pissing up a rope here at home!
Dana GouldIf anything, I believe that when I die, I will have to stand in front of all the children who went to bed hungry while I was on earth and read aloud a list of my eBay purchases. I shudder to think of it. Explaining to a poor child with a swollen belly why I didn't give his village fifty cents a week but spent twenty-seven dollars in a bidding war for a Mars Attacks coffee cup.
Dana Gould