I tried synchronized swimming, but felt, over time, I was just going through the motions.

If you want to see what I'll look like as an old guy, check out any recent photo of me.

Common sense dictates the term hot fudge sundae has a totally different meaning in prison.

In the midst of all the candy and commercialism, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Halloween: tree worship and animal sacrifice.

The man who invented instant pudding was moved to action by an inability to wait for pudding.

They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward.

I went to high school with some wonderful people, but my entire high school experience was just waiting to leave.