The gun legislation was doomed the minute it became associated with the words common sense.

If life begins at conception, but you can be born again later, only to live on eternally after death, what's the big deal about anything?

Usually the people that peak in high school are tragic, tragic adults. Most of them end up working for the water department in their hometown and driving around said high school as the decades slip past.

We come into this world naked, covered in our own blood, screaming in terror - and it doesn't have to stop there if you know how to live right

Death's vigilance is eternal, so shall mine be.

I'm no longer afraid of not making enough mistakes.

Can you have a seance to summon the ghost of a dead zombie?