Drum Competitions are called such because no one wants to win the big Beat Off.
Is it still okay to make fun of schizophrenics? There's a little voice in my head that says no.
Like many indelible family memories, carving a pumpkin begins with someone grabbing a really sharp knife.
I'm a workaholic, only instead of working I like to drink liquor.
If you encounter someone who pronounces the t in often, odds are they're a douchebag.
I have one phobia, snakes. And by snakes I mean intimacy.