The more women walk around in sweat pants, the harder it is to tell who's out jogging and who's running away from a mugger.
Dana GouldWhy do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog.
Dana GouldDo people in the Ku Klux Klan who die and come back as ghosts have to wear two sheets when attending the rally?
Dana GouldToday I saw a guy who looked like me in a funhouse mirror. He looked at me like, Hey, that's how I look reflected in the pond!
Dana Gould