Want to be happy? Don't live competitively. Be content who you are. Live at peace with yourself and the losers below you.
Dana GouldSomewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else.
Dana GouldThe simple act of smiling at people makes the world a better place. Unless it's the day you decide to walk around with your dong out.
Dana Gould