Why do some bald guys grow ponytails? It it the same reason people too old to run always wear track shoes and sweat pants?

I know that big, important things don't just come together overnight, but I've been me for a long time now and it's still not working.

Please don't let all the freak storms and climate change lead you to believe in freak storms and climate change.

Reality TV is the perfect antidote to people who don't have enough self-centered douchebags in their life.

Whoever coined the phrase, killing two birds with one stone, not only hated birds but also thought we needed to conserve stones.

59% of all suicides are actually botched murder-suicides performed by dyslexics.

If there's one thing worse than being really angry for no reason, it's suddenly remembering the reason.