I wanted to be a comedian. I wanted to meet waitresses and felt that being a comedian was my best way to go about it and I was right.
Dana GouldI used to fear living a life untouched by God, but now, for some reason I've gone back to being afraid of cement mixers.
Dana GouldWhen I finally invent a time machine you will already know about it because I'll have told you a long time ago.
Dana Gould