Scatterbrain is one of those harmless little words you use a million times... Then it turns up in a crime scene description.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man will probably end up dating the best looking blind chick.

If life begins at conception, but you can be born again later, only to live on eternally after death, what's the big deal about anything?

I just staunchly bought one frame during a two-for-one frame sale and barely left the store alive.

Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place?

I tried synchronized swimming, but felt, over time, I was just going through the motions.

I've often been accused of being the comic's comic. It's a bad business model when your fans are the people who get in free.